Paris Syndrome

Paris

wasn't what I expected

Noter Dame

was smaller than Disney made me imagine

Locals

intimidated me

The

Crepes

weren't as sweet as I dreamed they'd be

The

Eiffel Tower

wasn't even there

Well... at least not the real one,

the small one from Las Vegas stood in it's place

But that just wasn't the same 

I realized I hadn't actually landed in Paris yet

just had a 2 day layover in Vegas

or I fell asleep on the plane

But I just got on my flight now

I have my fingers crossed I land in Paris soon