They're used for warmth, shade, protection, fashion, and many other uses I'm not creative enough to think up.
If you're like me you could count the number of times you've worn a hat on one hand.
the truth is....
I HATE HATS!
They're itchy, scratchy, tight, uncomfortable and down right weird... I guess I just like the shape of my head and rather keep it uncovered. That or I have a very oddly shaped head and hats really emphasize that fact making me more self conscious than I already am. If that is even possible. I feel so stupid when I wear hats. Look stupid. Probably even sound stupid.
Maybe I'm just overthinking this. I tend to do that a lot. I don't know. Hats just aren't my best friend I guess. We aren't even awkward relatives who pinch your cheek saying "My, my how big you've grown! I remember when you were born!" as you smile uncomfortably as they scoop you into an other hug.
I think hats and I are better if we just give each other our space.
Call me a tourist, but you'll never catch me wearing a hat unless it is Hat day.
Because if there's one thing I hate more than hats, it's standing out.
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